My son

May it be known to all in the Bloggoshpere......My son, Mark T. Jones Jr. is really great.
Emjay's dad

Day 45: Feb 21 -Chef-Boy-o-Boy

I was awaken by my father yelling
"Mark move that car before the mailman comes"
that wasnt that great
& I was still tired & unmotivated to get dressed
so i moved it in my boxer briefs & tank top...
SO AKWARD!!!

but it was good that I did wake up
because I was able to get to Walgreens
within a reasonable hour to finish my application
I THINK I MAY HAVE A JOB!!!
FINALLYYYY!!!

when I got back
I was watching Top Chef..
it motivated me just like Project runway does
I FELT LIKE COOKING
so I deep Fried some pickles!!
THEY WERE SO GOOD





& then I made a Banana & Strawberry smoothie
but it was heavy on the banana
it was so on point!!!

I was gonna start on my prom jacket...
BUT THE PATTERN WAAS $15!!
.... & Jo-Annes was closing..
I'll get er done

dazed
xEmjay

Fact: This video is amazing

Slow Motion Punches to The Face from Eduardo Wydler on Vimeo.

Quote: I feel like traveling the world right now

Final Thought: Its time to move on, The past is the past.

Day 44: Feb 20th - "what a week"

TGIF

I had another
WHEN IS THIS OVER
moment today
IM SO READY TO GRADUATE

My english teacher has us writing a ridiculous essay about
"Shooting an Elephant" [its a short story]
& I really cant remember how to write an essay....
THANKS SPRINGBOARD

But regardless of Springboard....
I MOON WALKED...
THERES NO Visual Evidence of this
but Racquels can tell you..
=]]]]
I feel Accomplished LOL

II made another shirt today
for the 2nd time in MONTHS
wait till you see it
I dont mean to brag....
BUT ITS A HOT SHIRT!!!


Later on I went to this Alpha Fraternity
thing at USF
to see the solo crew


it was a cool lil event
it was called 1906 & Park
its an annual thing
I was expecting it to be a bit more like the things
I see on the black college tour on BET
but they did their thing
chick out
angryapes.blopsot.com
for more info

Fashion Designing is my game
xEMJAY

Fact: The bird calls that frats do are entertaining

Quote: "Lost my heart to a woman so?..."

Final Thought: I conquered my black attacks!!!

Day 43: Feb 19th - "IDR"

I'll be honest

i forgot all about my blog...
today
& the only thing I can remember is seeing this dreaded picture of
Rhianna


This is really really rrreeeaaalllyyy
SAD
the fact that Chris Brown could dare to do this to a woman
after he's lived his life seeing the same thing done to his mom
FLOORS ME!!
but at the same time
its been said that Rhianna is a violent indidual
so put the two together and youve got a mistake waiting to happen
theres been alot of jokes about this situation
but when i think about it...
its not a laughing matter
because he could have killed her...
I DONT WANNA BE HOLLYWOODS NEXT VICTIM
xEMJAY

Fact: The photo above was released by a member of the LAPD without any authorization
so whoever got paid under the table for this photo.... wont have a job for much longer. I Hope it was worth it.

Quote: Nothing I can remember

Final Thought: The media goes to far

Day 42: Feb 18th - "Went too far"

Another conclusion to a great day at

AHS

I'm getting adjusted to the new

bells

& if you wondering why they changed the bells

is because a girl that attends alonso was having seizures

do to the pitch of the bell..

thats not a joke so don't laugh

.... lets see what else is there to say about today

...

oh,

One of my fellow Cuatro Tacos

became highly upset with me today

but thats LIFE

so we'll see what's next

xEmjay

Fact: a cellphone can end a friend ship

quote: "Nothing worth repeating"

Final thought:  We shall over come

Day 41: Feb 17th - "Me insiration?!"

1.Some how I managed to recover
my assests from some lenders
cough cough 4CT$ cough
[i just really did cough... TMI]



2.Some how we managed to get back the od Lunch table
but dont worry
Jordan, Tamika, Camille, Jazmine, Molly, & Black Magic
I'll be back


3.Did some special ops for tyree....


Got a $.67 rasberryette....
SOOO GOOD!


I inspired some one to blog!!!
=]


xEmjay

Fact: Im such a nice person
Quote: "If you dont... I WONT BE YOUR FRIEND"- Lip
Final Thought: Im excited about all the design oppurtunities!! Gotta make some business cards!!!

Day 40: Feb 16th "obama day!!"

MY DAD HACKED MY BLOG!!!!
but anyway

Presidents Day
No School
Tired from Party
Slept Late.
that was once i woke up at 4 a.m. to find myslef still sitting on the couch
even though the TV was off
which means someones left me ther ALL UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
argh!

But I went to Tyree's para some Music...
& managed to see SuperBAd


although the language in the movie was really explicit&vulgar
it was quite humurous

I had the best whopper today
idk if it was because i was ultra hungry
but I wanted another one because it was so good!!!



Mondays are church nights
& iWon $20 in a dance contest
GAS MONEY

You Spin me right round
xEmjay

Fact: I needed gas money

Quote: "I hope you didnt take more than one dollar mark" -Chris

Final Thought: My bodies aching from all this dancing

Day 39: - Feb 15th "Nydias ParTAY"

Sundays are the usual
Church
P. Al started a new teaching called
iTombs


its good stuff

but later that night....
BOY OH BOY
it got crackin
NYDIA's PARTY!!!
@ Rice

so I got there
&We was waiting to get in
but i had Key-aw-Duh
to wait with..
but once we got inside
the DJ gave a shout to the
Solo Crew
....
i was thinking to myself
"SoLO?! its all about that cuatro taco"
LOL

but anywho the Solo crew ended up
really doing there thing
they're real cool people
New Homies of mine

to say the least...

it was just a great happening of events





more pics to come,,,

Fact: I actually networked

Quote: "Is that a gift for Nydia?.. I thought we stopped doing that in 7th grade"

Final Thought: I hate 11:45

Day 38: Feb 14th - "Gaspirilla?!"

You know my saturdays
they start after...
11pm

so my parents awoke me
because they wanted to go to thee
International House of Pancakes
I had the stuffed french toast
so delicious



so Nydia's party is tomorrow
so I decided to make her a shirt

IT LOOKS GOOD!!!

But eventually I made it to
Julians house
& realized that our trip to ybor was gonna be
a waste with all the Gaspirilla nonsense
but we still managed to make it there somehow


Cough cough

... the rest of the night...
was okay, thats all I'll say

Patience is a virtue
xEmjay

Fact: White people are crazier when drunk

Quote: "why did you guys say faggot"

Final thought: Im tooooo nice

Day 37: Feb 13th "... oh blah"

SO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WORTH WRITING ABOUT OCCURED TO DAY
other than a ultra easy quiz in Benson's
so we'll talk Fashion..

Last time I showed some good mens fashions
so today I'll show some womens

HERE WE GOOOOO!!!!

TODAY It'll be couture.
I really like couture because it looks that are created just for the artist aspect
not to be mass produced and loved.
it gives the designer a chance to really
EXPRESS
themself

Couture

(kōō-tŏŏr', -tür') n. The business of designing, making, and selling highly fashionable, usually custom-made clothing for women. Dressmakers and fashion designers considered as a group. The high-fashion clothing created by designers.

ACTUALLYYYYYYYYYY
THERE WAS SOME INCODENCES TONIGHT
I & the boys were hungry
so we went to chick-fil-a
because i have a bunch of those
"buy something & get a free chicken sandwich"

so we ate & some girl
who I must admit reminded me of
Kimora Lee Simmons
was givin tyree the EYESSS
she was really let him know
"YES IM LOOKING AT YOU! YOU LOOKIN BACK"
so I helped tyree a lil bit
we got that myspace

but the best part of the night was when we were leaving
were in the parking lot
& Tyree wants to stay to talk to that girl in his habitat! LOL
[in the movies]
So I'm turning into some spot to give him time to think about it
so I pulled into a spot that was becoming available

& I accidentaly took someones parking spot
so the man who was driving comes up to my window & was like
"ROLL DOWN THE THE WINDOW!"
& in a return I gave him a NIGGA PLEASE LOOK
so once I realize he wasnt leaving
so I crack the window
& hes like "YOU TOOK MY PARKING SPOT"
to which I replied "Im sorry, you have the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME, DO YOU WANT ME TO MOVE OVER ONE SO YOU CAN PARK HERE!!!"
he realized that I was gonna be very quick with my tounge and walked off frustated
so his WIFE, hears me talking to the boys about the man
& shes like
"EXCUSE ME?! DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?!"- wife
"uhhh yeah, but not to you!"-emjay
"oh cause you took our spot" - wife
"was it really that serious, Lady calm down, cause aint non of your churn in this car,
for all you know, I COULD BE GROWN!!!!"

it was so much more & so ridiculous
but we won the argument
cause they walked about

but any way back to fashion









xEmjay

Fact: Juicy Couture is not COUTURE

Quote:" Haute Couture should be fun, foolish and almost unwearable. "-Christian Lacoix

Final Thought: ....one day i shall...

Day 36: Feb. 12th - "The DREADED THURSDAY"

Oh...
*sniff* *sniff*
How I love the smell of the coming friday on a thurday morning LOL...
These weeks are not ending quick enough.
I heard the news saying something about a possible 4 day school week... that's nothing specaial...
Kids will just learn to hate wednesdays.

Anywho,
So my first period teacher wasn't hear today...
& neither was the sub... LOL
As a class we've had a sub show up late, so we
Waited
Waited
& waited....
No Sub, but we didn't mind cause we're a chill class...

Just chillin
....
BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR TODAY...

xEmjay

Fact: There's nothing happening these days

Quote: [Nothing worth repeating]

Final Thought: Oh... MONDAY!

What a great life

Dude you really have a great life. How I wish I had it like you at 17.

Original emjay


Happy Valentine's day son.....I love you


emjay Dad

Day 35: Feb 11th - "Let the hunting begin"

One of those wierd "half days"

So I used it to my advantage
I went & got a REAL tire put on my car
no more donut!!

& then I went Job hunting
I filled out applications at

1. Chilli's
2. Joanne's
3. Justice
4. Micheal's
5. Target

thats record breaking
I need something to come through!!

I finished my Oatmeal container camera...
its lookin good
cant wait to see the outcome

Day 34: Feb 10th "I hate my photobucket"

So if you 'd been to the blog
you wouldve noticed that
ALLLLL the pictures were missing
I was trying to "Organize"
my photobucket
& it redirected the links
so i spent the night fixing the links!


Its not like I could go anywhere...
CAUSE THERE"S A DONUT ON MY CAR!!!


Done
xEmjay

Fact: Dont ask questions if you dont do Benson's homework

Quote:... Nothing worth repeating...

Final Thought: ugh, this car is ridiculous

Day 33: Feb 9th - "I hate the word No"

CODY PASCUA's BDAY!!!
woooo hooo
HAPPY BDAY!!!


So Cody's mom planned a surprise dinner for him
@ Buffalo Wild Wings
& left to Ashley (Cody's GF) to relay the message
BIG MISTAKE
ashley told everyone the one by AMC 24
not the one near Oldsmar flea Market...

I was only supposed to be going to say Happy Bday
& out by 7:15 to go the Church
... but things happen
[I'm not racist.. BUT I WAS THEE ONLY BLACK PERSON for miles @ Buffalo Wild Wings]
but I managed & Cody finally made it there...

& THATS WHEN THE NIGHT WENT BAD!!!
Julian & I were leaving Oldsmar
I was in a Lane that ended
I was trying to get out of the lane
but the car next to me didnt let me over
& sped up with me...
so i was trying to slow down
pumped the breaks
slammed the break
hit the curb
blew the tire
.... Me & Julian changed the tire..
we felt like men!!!

THE TIRE WAS DESTROYED

Thank God
xEmjay

Fact: Cody seen my car when I passed WalGreens while his mom was stalling

Quote: "God was watching over us" - Julian

Final Thought: I DONT WANNA PAY FOR A TIRE... but i needed new ones any way

Day 32: Feb 8th "Every good thing comes to an end"

CHURCH
CHURCH
CHURCH
& More Church!!
Porno came to an END!


AL ate 1/2 a Dozen Donuts


Hallelujah
xEmjay

Fact: I only paid $2.57 for my photos [thanks alex]

Quote: Nothing worth repeating

Final Thought: Thats the best dance I've danced in a while

Day 32: Feb 7th - "back to Ybor?"

Today was a
"SOME How day"

1. Some how I FINALLY went to the mall
& got my glasses fixed...
[they had been broken since the 1st sickles vs alonso b-ball game]
& once my dog chewed my backups
it gave me motivation...



so they're back
plus I was tired of Justin telling me there was something on my glasses
every time he saw me

2. Somehow...
Between me going to Julian's
& "Whats Cody doing tonight?"
I ended up with 4CT$
in my car...
& Julian was ranting about
Ybor
Ybor
Ybor
so we want again.... for the second week in a row

it was interesting night
heres the pics from the Minolta

[ummm... I cant find em... but when I do i'll post em]


TTYL
xEmjay

Fact: I actually enjoyed this random night

Quote: "FARGGOT!!"

Final Thought: Give Ybor a break

Day 31: Feb 6th "Fair Day"

I normally dont do the
Fair on "Fair Day"
because there are so many people
most of which are URBAN!!!

once I finally round up the crew



& made it to the FAIR
to find out that an ARMBAND!!!
is $30!!!

so imma wear it till it fall off

so I decided to ride everything possible
1st ride was the Starship 4000

& loved it
rode a few rides & then got back on to the



Starship 4000
this time it wasnt that great
I LOST MY PHONE ON THE RIDE!!
SO I HAD TO LOOK AFTER THE RIDE 3times
& I WASNT LEAVING WITHOUT IT
...MY SISTER FOUND IT!!
THANK GOD!!!

but the rest of the night was fun

















there's quite a bit of pics

Smashing Night
xEmjay

Fact: Jullian said a Black girl was pretty

Quote: "No one ever finds there stuff, you should just give up" - Some Carnie

Final Thougt:... This wristband was such a rip off

Day 31: Feb 5th - "atlast were reunited"

BETTY IS BACK
& SHE'S RUNNING LIKE...
CRAP!!!
I NEEDED GAS!!!
3 days of sitting & Somehow I had no gas
I wasnt going to shut off when i had just got the car back
So I HAD TO DO A ROLLING STOP TO PICK UP TYREE LOL
thank GOD he's quick



We had another wierd sub...
NO COMMENT
actually yes comment
I dont like to stereotype
but he was such a red neck
i think this may be him


They gave out the free Fair Day tickets...
but I didnt get one in 1st period
so I made up for it
I left school with 8 tickets!!
[I wont tell you how I got that many... its kinda embarrassing,
Just know that Nicole Licari was involved]



Zippity Do Dah!
xEmjay

Fact: I can do all things threw Christ that strengthens me

Quote: "Are you going to the fair tomorrow?... Can I have your ticket?!" - Nicole Licari

Final Thought: Do I really wanna go to the Fair with all these urban people